Vauxhall City Farm

This week saw the reopening of our own little slice of the country in Greater Kennington, the beloved Vauxhall City Farm. We decided to pop along yesterday to commune with the critters and have a spot of lunch. 

Being closed for four months has not been kind down on the Farm, and if you follow them on social media you might have noticed that they started a #savevauxhallcityfarm campain a few months back to keep their heads above water. We can officially proclaim that all is back to normal, with a few added hand sanitizers dotted around and markings on the floor.

On the food front, the options are more limited for the time being and on our visit they had quiche, orzo pasta, beetroot, croissants, cookies, and grilled cheese sandwiches. They also have ice cream and a small gift shop. If the Farm is going succeed it needs good folk like yourself to get over there and start eating. 

If you’ve never been to the Farm before, it’s totally free and even fun for grown ups, but not open every day so check the website. You can feed some of the animals, and our visit we spotted alpaca, turkeys, goats, sheep, bunnies and one enormous pig. My colleague got a few glares when they proclaimed ‘I really fancy a bacon sarnie right now’, so hopefully you will be more sensitive. 

And yes, we got over excited when we bought green eggs, and so can you! 

Rocking the right mask

We  here at the Runoff know what the most important thing in life is. Love? No. Giving birth? No, it’s looking good. And come Friday you’ll be spreading the love in all the wrong ways if you’re not rocking a face covering. So we’re here to lead you in the right direction. 

The other day we were sitting in Vanilla Black and noticed that the staff were sporting some quite fetching head gear. Avoiding the temptation to say, ‘hey is that a coughy filter’, we kept it professional and asked the manager for more information. She led us in the direction of a local creative type who started making masks as a side project when her business dried up as a result of The Event.

Hannah Walley doesn’t actually live in Greater Kennington (we all make mistakes, hey ho) but she worked here for many years and has a understandable fondness for the place. She started making the masks in May for friends and now they are catching on like a viru…..umm….wildfire. 

 

Hannah’s face coverings are 100% cotton, have soft elastic, machine washable, and come in a variety of patterns or made to order. At  1 for £12.50, 3 for £33 or 5 for £50 they aren’t the cheapest things out there, but we have a feeling face coverings are the new normal. It’s also best to be at the cusp of a fashion wave while keeping it local.

Hannah can be reached via Instagram at @hannahloveslondon or you can pop her an email at  Hannah@hlwconsulting.co.uk. Or if you like the face to face treatment they sell an assortment at Vanilla Black itself. 

Hem’s Kitchen

At this difficult time we all need more carbs and sweets in our lives, and to address this we recently had a socially responsible interview with Kennington cook and baker Hema Sabina,  founder of ‘Hem’s Kitchen’.  However, before the interview we decided to sample some of Hema’s signature Turkish bread. One loaf was flecked with fennel and the other with sesame, and they were delicious. At least we think they were as we ate them in about nine minutes. And after signing a twelve page non disclosure agreement Hema even delivered said loaves to our top secret Runoff HQ. 

Hema is a true Kennington native having grown up, and still living, in Black Prince Road. Her passion for cooking derives from creating a cookbook of family recipes for her mother. The legacy of these dishes was passed down mostly orally, and with a great deal of trial and error Hema was able to record and preserve them for her family.  This was also the genesis for her other passion, food photography. As you can see by the recent attempt to photograph our takeway, where it looks as if a cat has walked across our plates, photographing food is a real skill and one that Hema has also pursued professionally. 

A few years ago Hema decided to share her crafty skills in the kitchen by creating some cooking videos which now populate her YouTube channel and are very straightforward. Never one sit idly by, when The Event happened earlier this year Hema decided to share these skills further by delivering some of her delicious baked goods direct to local folk.  The Breads that Hema currently has available are – Sourdough, Turkish Bread, Classic Artisan Bread, and Challah. For the sweet tooth, Hema has on rotation Banana Bread, Oreo Brownies, Banana and Chocolate Chip Muffins, and Rhubarb and Cinnamon Muffins.

Hema is able to safely deliver to most homes in Greater Kennington and is flexible about how she is paid (details below). Now we would have been remiss without asking Hema the million quid question, ‘ HOW DO YOU SCORE FLOUR?’. She replied that she gets most of her flour at Millars General Store. We’re on the case….

T: 07956 130 734

W: www.hemaphotography.com

I: www.instagram.com/hemskitchen

Y: www.hemskitchen.com

Wine Affairs

In these unprecedented times drinking wine is very important. We here at the Runoff are propelled by the ‘power of the PG’s’. Namely, PG Tips and Pinot Grigio. The former we can  easily pick up at our local ‘Tesco in the car park’. As for the latter, we’ve decided to up our game while also keeping it local. This is when we discovered new wine merchants ‘Wine Affairs’. We recently sat down and had a chat (on Zoom, don’t worry) with Wine Affairs founder Marc Venverloo, who lives in Renfrew Road. 

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Marc lived in France for 30 years, and it was there that he discovered his passion for wine. When he moved to London he found it hard to find quality wines which were also affordable. At the same time his friends began asking for his advice about wines and food/wine pairings. Marc quickly discovered a gap in the market; delivering good French wine while also helping people who are unsure about what wine they want to drink. 

The price point for Wine Affairs wines is £10-£30 (averaging about £15) and Marc points out that this would be much higher if it were sold in a shop, as they don’t have to pay for shelf space or rent (and this brutal calculus is what saw off our beloved local Oddbins). Navigating the world of wines can be rather intimidating, and Marc assured us that the advice they offer is unfussy and unpretentious. This can be done by emailing or just calling him. 

As moving bottles of wine around the world isn’t the most environmentally sage thing to do, we’ve picked Marc’s brain about the environmental credentials of Wine Affairs. He said that the bottles live in a warehouse in Essex, and have been sourced from independent wine makers who take care of their soil and use organic or bio dynamic methods. Some of these producers Marc knew when he lived in France and he has an established relationship with them. 

And why, you might ask, did Marc decide to settle in our shire? As it turns out his wife Laura and brother in law Gavin are that very rare breed — true natives of Greater Kennington, having grown up in Elephant and Castle. You don’t get much more local than that.

As the wine is already in the UK, Marc has informed us that they offer next day delivery, which is just what we need to take the pain away. 

Getting a Bit Gassy in Oval

As your devoted public servants, last night we popped over to Montford Place with our almost alliteratively titled ‘Gasholder Building Public Consultation Invitation’ to meet with a group of chirpy Millennial Berkeley Homes Reps and one rather grumpy architect.

Regular Runoff readers are probably aware that we are closely watching and musing over the inexorable rise of ‘Uptown KenVo’ in Kennington Lane, and this consultation was about the high rises which will be erected inside the largest gasholder, located just behind ‘shipping container Tesco’. The other two gasholders will be pulled down in March (read about them here) and will be the site of the first stage of the development which will eventually have 1300 (!!!!) homes.

There will be 225 flats inside the gasholder, and grumpy architect mentioned that the plan had recently been altered to provide more green spaces for residents. Also, the building will have an arc shape which will reflect the very fine looking arc at the north side of the Oval. The gasholder will not be dismantled, and apparently construction materials will delivered underground (!!!!).

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When completed the whole site will be set between Kennington Lane, Montford Place, the Oval and Vauxhall Street, which is pretty huge. Apparently the elevation to Vauxhall Street will be retail, as will a strip that runs through the gasholder itself (at bottom). At this point a Millennial Berkeley Homes Rep joined the convo and this is when we decided to get a bit subversive. The conversation went accordingly:

Berkeley – We’re thinking that there could be some locally owned cafes in there, or maybe a crèche

Runoff –  Or there could be a Starbucks

Berkeley – Umm…or there could be a library in there.

Runoff – Or what about a Pret INSIDE a Starbucks?

Berkeley – Err….

If you want more information or your own chance to be a bit subversive, the next consultation is this Thursday (6 Feb) from 6-8 at 37 Montford Place. If you choose the subversive route you first might want to pop into the Pilgrim Pub for a swift one.

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Meet the Locals 2 – Caroline Butler of Earl of Bedlam

Last week we were invited into the verdant, sartorial wonderland that is fashion house ‘Earl of Bedlam’ to have a mint tea and chat with its founder Caroline Butler. In addition to being a Kennington based designer, she is also the bona fide Doynne of Kennington*, having lived in our hallowed patch for over 40 years.
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We have to admit that we don’t know a great deal about fashion. In fact, someone once referred to a male member of the KR team as ‘the muse of Blue Harbour at M&S’.  Whatever. Amongst the vast array of mannequins, needles, swatches and swag , Caroline explained that she and partner Mark specialise in bespoke suits for both men and women and have been inspired by the music, club life and characters of their past. Caroline emphasised that the suits aren’t intended to shock, and are rather ‘less showy and more about turning heads’; she used the evocative phrase ‘think Gangs of New York meets Oliver Twist’.  Their made to measure wear, Caroline continued, is totally bespoke so it doesn’t come cheap, but is 1/3 the cost of Saville Row.

For those of us not quite in the price bracket to swing a bespoke suit, the Earl also sell scarves and a range of T-shirts and knitwear. A number of these pieces are inspired by their dog Brian, and a canine sensibility permeates this work.

The amount of local good deeds that Caroline and Mark engage in seem limitless, and includes the dog show at Lambeth Palace (which we wrote about over the summer), clothing the staff at the Three Stags Pub, and initiating a campaign to have a local information stall or stone permanently placed in front of St. Anselm’s (we’ll write about this next month). They are also a perennial presence at the Cleaver Square Fete.

Any person who’s lived here for 40 years must be brimming with local recommendations, so I asked Caroline where the Earls go when the needles come down. They have an affection for often missed Indian joint ‘Ishtak’ in Kennington Road, The Kennington Coffee Shop, Windmill Fish Bar (apparently it’s cool again), Windmill Flowers and the Three Stags. In addition to talks at Durning Library.

Viva Earl of Bedlam, and may you long reign over the Kingdom of Kennington!

*There are several people at KR Towers also vying for the title of ‘Doynne’ who might throw us under the #3 bus if they find out we’ve given it to somebody else.

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Kennington Runoff Eats a Sandwich

We haven’t reviewed any lunchtime spots recently here on the Runoff, so to rectify the matter we hopped along to local institution Mimi’s Deli, located at the cusp  of Brixton Rd. behind St. Mark’s church.

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Mimi’s is an excellent lunchtime sandwich/salad joint that also stocks a range of deli items such as Italian meats (salami, prosciutto) and cheeses (mozzarella, parmesan in addition to soft cheeses), and also features Italian pantry staples such as beans, tuna and wine (a staple frequently deployed at Runoff Towers). A real feature, however, is its range of different pastas, from spaghetti and gnocchi to obscure, multicolored pasta you’ve never heard of.

 

 

 

Back to sandwiches. Yours truly had a massive chicken and provolone affair that looked less like a sandwich and more like a baby leg. It was generous with the meat but too big for one human. Other sandwiches are filled with meatball, porchetta, chicken parm, and peppers. I didn’t see any vegan options. Some are served on Italian breads and others more curiously on croissants and bagels (lets apply the word ‘fusion’ here).

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There is a small dining area at the back of Mimi’s but it is a teensy bit soulless so you might want to eat your sandwich in Kennington Park. If you are not based in Kennington on weekdays they are also open at weekends. Happy lunch eating!

Top tip: If you want homemade pasta walk five minutes down Brixton Road to Di Leito, who make it on the spot. To impress your friends, before they arrive throw flour over the pasta you’ve bought and then tell them what an exhausting day you’ve just had kneading dough.

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Abraham – the Friendliest Man in Kennington

While passing through Kennington central of a morning you might have passed a marquee selling coffee and other items. It is ‘Bouquets and Beans’ and is the brawns and brains of creator Abraham (below), who is on hand to deliver coffee, tea, hot chocolate, cake and a friendly chat to passing Kenningtonians from Tuesday to Saturday, 7:30 to 4:00.

The core element of Bouquet and Beans is floral services, and they provide the flowers to Winkworth and the Doghouse, in addition to services offered online. However, B&B is increasingly servicing the coffee and cake addiction of Kennington by selling 100-150 cups from 7:30-10. Abraham describes himself as a ‘people’s person’ and the best part of his job is talking to people as they buy their cuppa enroute to destinations beyond our cherished area. He also loves the ‘community feel’ of Kennington and tries to be here as often as possible, including the Kennington Fete.

If you’ve ever wondered why there is a kind of ‘Scandi noir’ feel in front of St. Anselm’s in December that’s because Bouquets and Beans also sell Christmas trees, and KR has bought several of them. They are of very high quality and if you ask the right questions Abraham’s burly assistants can even deliver them to your door for free.

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Ta Ta Tesco

For those of you new to the area, or those who are of a forgetful disposition as we are, you might not be aware that Tesco Kennington Lane will be closing forever in June. It will be replaced by a Tesco (probably the Metro variety) in the soon to vanish car park.

How can this be happening, you ask? Well several years ago Berkeley Homes purchased the Tesco site and the redundant gas holders behind it. After several years planning permission was granted for the construction of 728  new homes ranging from 4 to 17 stories, and 23, 000 sq. feet of commercial space. And taking a page out the King’s Cross book, one of the gas holders will have flats in it. The Lambeth planning application  (great for insomniacs) indicates that this will take 30 months (a gentle way of saying 2.5 years) but the Berkeley homes website indicates ‘Phase 1’ will take 40 months.

Not to worry, dear reader, when all is said and done there will be a new all singing and dancing Tesco, and a pic of it is below. The footprint is slightly smaller than the old store, but according to a consultation I went to last year it will be better laid out. Precisely how Berkeley Homes know how Tesco will lay out its store I’m not exactly sure.

If you want to make yourself feel all warm inside about our neighbourhood, have a gander at the slightly fictionalised description of Kennington/Oval on the Berkeley Homes website . Oval Village beckons!

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Brocket London Gallery

The Boule-In is sadly missed in Kennington – we used to buy most of our presents there. But their original Suffolk business was proving such a success that they chose to focus on that, and hand their Kennington site over to the next generation – Brocket Gallery who were previously in their basement are now upstairs too.

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The original Brocket was purely an art gallery but as you can see from the above, they’ve now added concept store, consultation and lifestyle to the mix, which means we can once again buy presents from there, if we’re feeling flush with cash.

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Artworks are on display both upstairs and downstairs. We enjoyed this recent exhibition by Cat Roissetter:

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They’re open Wednesday to Saturday, 12 to 6pm.

Address: Brocket Gallery, 16 Windmill Row, London SE11 5DW.