Would you like to run Kennington by taking over this blog, plus its Instagram and Twitter feeds? We’re open to offers of cash and/or diligence in service of the area. Contact kenningtonrunoff@gmail.com

We’re also selling our secretive HQ at the true beating heart of Kennington, which doubles up as one of the most spacious and unique houses in the area. WITH A STEAM ROOM (and you thought you had to go to The Locker Room for one of those). Check it out here from KFH or here from Winkworth (naturally we wanted to try as many local estate agents as possible – maybe we’ll write a comparative review once we’ve sold the house).

Some readers have asked who we are, and we promise to reveal all… to whoever takes over the blog and indeed the house. A bit like when Carly Simon told the winner of a charity auction who You’re So Vain was about, but without the charity, or the auction.