Nana’s Nightcap Bar at Vauxhall City Farm

Posted on November 27, 2025 by Kennington Observer

Nothing quite says Christmas more than sipping cocktails in the midst of farmyard animals and hay. After all It worked for Jesus (maybe without the cocktail). This Saturday (29 November) and the two Saturdays afterwards Vauxhall City Farm are hosting ‘Nana’s Nightcap Bar’, with the Café decorated to look like Nana’s front room in the 90’s but presumably without the smell of wet cat hair and mothballs.

Nana’s bills itself as a night to catch up with your mates, exchange secret Santa gifts, and have a good sing song. This festive indulgence can be enjoyed in several ways. For £6 you get a drink, £8 a special cocktail, or most intriguingly for £15 you can nab a drink and a ‘Christmas jacket potato with all the trimmings’. We have no idea what this means but envision people merrily dancing away to ‘Love is All Around Us’ while simultaneously holding a potato filled with stuffing and boiling gravy. Other food is also on offer.

And for you crazy kids more interested in how you look on Instagram than actually experiencing something, for a fiver you can enjoy their nocturnal winter night trail. This brought to mind the notorious dark walk of the 18^th century Pleasure Gardens that existed across the street, but without the outdoor sex element. Or maybe with it, as this could be a good way to get more punters in.

So if you and your mates were considering a festive night at the *coughs* Slug & Lettuce, spare a thought for the good folk over a City Farm and all the cute critters that this charity supports and who knows, this might just be your key to a heaven surrounded by farm animals and jacket potatoes. Tickets can be nabbed here.

You Gotta Have Faith

Posted on August 14, 2022 by Kennington Observer

It’s almost as if our friends over at Vauxhall City Farm have read our Runoff minds as they have managed to roll three of our most cherished concepts into a single destination. These are, in no particular order, 1. Charitable causes 2. Farmyard animals 3. Cocktails.

Set inside and out of their buzzy café, we recently visited the Farm’s newish pop up bar ‘Faiths Place’ on a sweltering early evening (and to the Runoff mandarins this WAS a work event). Faith’s Place is open Thursday – Sunday from 5 – 11 and during our visit had a clientele of after work people peppered with a few families who were a bit befuddled that their kiddie café had been transformed into a bar. The beers on offer were four different offerings from Brixton Brewery and a further four from Gipsy Hill Brewery, all served in cans. Also on offer were four different reds and four whites. On the spirits front we’re afraid its only gin and tonics, but they had some good looking gins and that posh Fever Tree tonic. All were very reasonably priced.

On the nibbles front, we encountered a range of sandwiches and some very inventive sounding crisps. We enjoyed Adnams citrus beer flavoured crisps, but for the more conventional souls there are staples such as cheese and onion. We were unsure about the ethics of eating a hoisin duck sandwich when there were actual ducks only a few feet away so we didn’t go down that road. But, while you’re in the place knocking a few back, there’s no ethical quandary in buying something from the impressive line of City Farm related merch on offer.

Springtime Fun in Greater Kennington

Posted on April 19, 2022 by Kennington Observer

Our long Bank Holiday is now a thing of the past and we hope the elements that you actually remember were wonderful. With spring well and truly underway, we have three fun activities to tell you about and the first one takes place this Sunday (24 April) at the Gardening Museum. It’s time for their annual Spring Plant Fair, featuring expert plant growers from around the UK selling their wares for your allotment, windowsill, or garden. In addition to getting to pick their ample brains for advice and tips, the Museum is also laying on talks in areas such as planting in the shade and making your own compost (we might give that one a miss). Time slots are going fast and can be nabbed here. It also includes access to their museum, featuring a creepy gnome that’s a dead ringer for Tony Blair.

If gardening is your thing, over at the wonderful Vauxhall City Farm on Friday (22 April) from 11 to 3 they are having an open day in their community garden. It is totally free and people will be on hand eager to tell you how their garden has changed over the years, their plans for the future, and how you can get involved as a volunteer. They will offer tips about maintaining a sustainable garden and how to grow your own food at home.

Moving on to the parallel universe that is Cleaver Square….If your interest/fetish is not so much plant based but focussed squarely on older white men who throw kitchen towels in the air, then we have JUST the thing for you! A large display of Morris dancing will take place on Saturday (23 April) at noon to commemorate St. Georges Day by a group called Greensleeves. We don’t have a great deal of information about this happening but there are signs about it everywhere. Whether its men throwing things, a tipsy Vicar acting as MC, or a totally inappropriate Punch and Judy show, we can always rely on our friends in Cleaver Square for a laugh.

If you want to discover more about Greensleeves then look no further than their extremely comprehensive and *coughs* handy website.

Wreath Making Fun!

Posted on November 24, 2021 by Kennington Observer

We think that festive wreaths are an unheralded part of the Christmas season. Not only do they look good on your door, but they can also double as a festive tiara or indeed a massive bracelet. And if you’re anything like us, they’re also a hell of a lot easier than putting up a tree that your cat knocks over after a few days. Our crack team of KR investigators have sourced three very local organisations where you can make your own wreath while also helping the community.

The good folk over at Vauxhall City Farm are once again having a wreath making workshop and they run every Saturday until 11 December. Whether you prefer a loose and unstructured wreath or a disciplined floral door halo, the sessions last for 2 ½ hours and offer one to one tutelage by staff and maybe even a nosey donkey. The workshops are pretty dear at £40 but please remember that the money generated goes into supporting the farm and their work with school kids and animals.

Our pals over at Roots and Shoots in Kennington are hosting their annual wreath making workshop on 3 and 4 December at 1pm and 4pm. Of course Roots and Shoots know a thing or two about plants, so expect guidance that will empower you to make your own wreaths in years to come. It is £50, but the cost enticingly includes ‘minced pies and mulled wine galore’, so imagine all the creative fun you can have after knocking back five or six. As with the City Farm, all proceeds go to supporting their work in the community and apprentice schemes for vulnerable youth.

Finally. On Friday, 29 November The Fentiman Arms in Vauxhall/Oval will be hosting their own wreath making workshop with a masterclass from our own Mary from Windmill Flowers who will supply all the mistletoe and ribbons you need. This is coming in at £45 but hopefully this will include some free treats. The Fentiman holds a special place in the hearts of Runoff staff as it used to be the venue of our staff Christmas parties until senior management decided to downscale to a venue that we are not allowed to mention for legal reasons. *shuffles papers and leaves the room*.

Greater Kennington Opens Up – Vauxhall City Farm

Posted on April 15, 2021 by Kennington Observer

On it’s second day of opening we paid a lunchtime visit to glorious local institution Vauxhall City Farm. In case you haven’t been, VCF is a charity and home to over 100 farm animals. They have a breeding programme, a riding school, education programmes, work experience and school tours, amongst other things.

One of the invaluable things about the Farm is that it allows, for free, young people in Greater Kennington to experience farm animals who they might have otherwise never seen. It’s also fun for adults just to stroll around, but right now you can’t feed them (the animals, not your fellow adults). On our visit we saw chickens, lambs, sheep, turkeys, rabbits, goats, pigs, ducks and birds. They additionally house larger animals such as donkeys and horses. Later in the spring they will be selling fresh eggs from the chickens. They are actually green, and wonderful.

In addition to the animals, the Farm also has a café/gift shop which are vital sources of revenue for them. So after comingling with the critters we sat down for a bite to eat. The food unfortunately is not vegetarian, but fortunately it is not made onsite. It would be a little distressing to build up a relationship with little Louie the lamb only to later encounter Louie in a kebab format. They do have homemade cakes, however, and the nice man at the counter assured us that in a few weeks their regular onsite kitchen and menu will be up and running.

The Farm is totally free and as a registered charity VCF relies on donations from the likes of us to keep it afloat, and as you can imagine the past 12 months have been pretty grim times for even the most upbeat bunny. There are several ways to donate onsite by text message, or multiple ways you can get involved financially by clicking here. Moooo!

Vauxhall City Farm

Posted on August 1, 2020 by Kennington Observer

This week saw the reopening of our own little slice of the country in Greater Kennington, the beloved Vauxhall City Farm. We decided to pop along yesterday to commune with the critters and have a spot of lunch.

Being closed for four months has not been kind down on the Farm, and if you follow them on social media you might have noticed that they started a #savevauxhallcityfarm campain a few months back to keep their heads above water. We can officially proclaim that all is back to normal, with a few added hand sanitizers dotted around and markings on the floor.

On the food front, the options are more limited for the time being and on our visit they had quiche, orzo pasta, beetroot, croissants, cookies, and grilled cheese sandwiches. They also have ice cream and a small gift shop. If the Farm is going succeed it needs good folk like yourself to get over there and start eating.

If you’ve never been to the Farm before, it’s totally free and even fun for grown ups, but not open every day so check the website. You can feed some of the animals, and our visit we spotted alpaca, turkeys, goats, sheep, bunnies and one enormous pig. My colleague got a few glares when they proclaimed ‘I really fancy a bacon sarnie right now’, so hopefully you will be more sensitive.

And yes, we got over excited when we bought green eggs, and so can you!

The Old Dairy at Vauxhall City Farm

Posted on June 5, 2016 by Kennington Observer

We think we may have identified the most child-friendly corner of Greater Kennington, with the opening of the new extension to Vauxhall City Farm, and its star attraction, The Old Dairy Cafe.

A slick building with clean, minimal lines, it is at odds with the crafty, homespun aesthetic of the original farm buildings, which started life as a squat, and a neat visual metaphor for the area it sits in. It’s been busy on both occasions that we have visited, but there is plenty of seating both inside and out, with picnic tables around the duck pond for finer days.

They offer superior sandwiches and cakes – including gluten and dairy free options – and simple, homespun food, with a soup, salad, quiche, open sandwich and hot dish of the day in smaller and larger portion sizes, mostly vegetarian. We ordered the white bean “risotto” with asparagus, spinach and onion broth, and understood why quotation marks had been inserted once it arrived without a grain in sight. The leek and feta tart with olives and capers, and sun-dried tomato Spanish omelette were more satisfying and accurately described.

The cake stand:

For their core customer, they also provide a wide variety of Ella’s Kitchen products, a hot kids’ meal of the day (again in smaller and larger portion sizes), as well as a selection of mini sandwiches for smaller hands, and a pile of the iconic Ikea Antelop highchairs stacked in one corner, all in immaculate condition. There is a children’s play area in one corner of the cafe, and when we visited during their ‘Spring Spectacular’ there was a charming and well-attended story and rhyme time with an animal theme, complete with props. Watch out Tea House Theatre, pay attention NCT groups, there’s a new destination in Kennington’s own Nappy Valley.

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